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Is This A Joke? White Elephant Gifts For The Health Enthusiast

Is This A Joke? White Elephant Gifts For The Health Enthusiast

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White Elephant gag gifts for those who just love their health and fitness lifestyle.

As you may guess, I am one of those health and fitness enthusiasts! I adore learning about new ways to lose weight, gain muscle, or nourish my body. . . Not everything I have tried though works well. . . And I will happily write about those failures (Apple Cider Vinegar Challenge).

It has made me come across some weird and funny devices that have outlandish weight-loss claims. I laugh at these, but I also secretly want them just on the off chance that what they claim is true.

The items may be somewhat underwhelming, but they are worth a laugh!

So I decided to make a round-up of the funniest and awkwardest health props out there for you to enjoy as well.

Feel free to buy one and give it out to your fitness friends in your life, or add it to a White Elephant Christmas party!

15 Funny Adult Health Presents To Give To Your Friends (That May Actually Have Value)

  1. Chicken Legs Socks
  2. Gag Gift Stepper Block.
  3. Freeman Butt smoother mask. Yep, they are real and legit. No need to change anything. (they also carry neck and chest masks as well), or Butt Acne Cream
  4. Magic. . . I mean magnetic weight-loss jewelry.
  5. Muscled man/muscled woman shirt (fitness shortcut)
  6. Birthing Ball with adipose doll (funny for Doctor Who fans. Otherwise you won’t get it)
  7. Thor’s hammer weights. Feel the power of thunder in your arms!…. Or go with the less expensive power in your drink.
  8. Weighted Hula Hoop. The funny part of this gift, is making everyone try it after you open it up. Get your phones ready! (it does actually work once you get the hang of it though)
  9. Ben Belle Abs and buttocks Stimulator. The ‘back’ picture is worth it all.
  10. The Cleaner. The Colon Broom
  11. Butt Lifter shapewear.
  12. Loser’s Chew
  13. Diet Books: “What’s Your Poo Telling You?“, “Renal Diet Cookbook“,
  14. Check out my six-pack taco t-shirt
  15. Grow Powder (meant for children, and offensive to adults)

I hope you have fun with these gifts, they are funny, but they are (mostly) actually secretly helpful!

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